Short, fat and unassuming, I have extended the boundaries of indifferent posting and spurious comment within the interweb community to previously unimagined levels of banality. This has been achieved without fear of retribution or negative comment so if you're interested in thought patterns that tumble around the inside of my head like old underpants in a washing machine then this is for you.
Not mine, but over on 'Prometheus in Aspic', MS Foy is having a competition with two types of glory: one for those who simply desire the honour of winning and seek no reward or, for others not of the Lasalle school, the chance to win two excellent Napoeonic themed DVD's (Region 2). It's a simple competition and worth entering. Details are here.